posted by jeff and ross | 9:39 AM
- Hiatus
- FINAL SCENE: I'll fiction your faction
- (Ross) SCENE 5: how i endure?
- (Jeff) SCENE 5: the end is nigh?
- (Ross) SCENE 4: in the middle of something?
- (Jeff) SCENE 4 : stuck in the middle?
- (Ross) SCENE 3: the beginnings of the end?
- (Jeff) SCENE 3: new beginnings?
- SCENE 2: get your facts straight?
18 Comments:
Do you mind explaining what exactly is funny here?
Speed Limit
http://speedlimit.home.att.net
"The empty half of the glass is always at the top"
(Ross)
Is it that you spent five valuable minutes of your obviously busy life reading this blog before posting your comment?
"Lost time is never found again"
(Jeff)
Well, well what’s going on here? I turn my back for a second and then we get our first bit of hate mail?—which also serves as spam mail for some reason. To tell you the truth, I’m surprised that it’s taken this long for someone to finally speak out against this unfunny, self-congratulatory, repetitious filth we call a blog. I would like to apologize to Anonymous for the overreaction of my friends. It has taken me a while to realize that inside jokes littered with gratuitous uses of the f-word doesn’t impress anybody.
Thank you! At least one of you one-trick ponies realizes that humor doesn’t have to solely rely on cuss-words and conjugated verbs but can be just as easily expressed through witty, everyday observations and plays-on-words.
Speed Limit
http://speedlimit.home.att.net
"The empty half of the glass is always at the top"
(Jeff)
Exactly... I’d also like to say that I really appreciate your Confucius-like quips at the end of each message; not only do you have the balls to tell it like it is but you also share some delightful insight.
Why thank you! I like to think that I’m helping you guys by sharing my ability to know what’s appropriate and what’s not. As my mother always used to tell me: “You’re not satisfying anyone by having a potty mouth… but having someone potty in your mouth is quite the contrary.”
Speed Limit
http://speedlimit.home.att.net
"The empty half of the glass is always at the top"
(Jeff)
… Excuse me?
Ok listen, the reason I commented on your blog wasn’t because I wanted to promote my software development site, it’s because I’ve got the itch and I’m hurting for copious amounts of porn. So my e-mail is speedlimit@att.net and I’d appreciate it if everyone could send me ridiculous amounts of the filthiest shit you can find: jpegs, mpegs, ect. Also, because my associates are a bit slow in the head I’d appreciate it if you’d help me humour them by sending fake job proposals; Please try to make the proposals as authentic as possible by setting the time and location for rendezvous concerning business.
Speed Limit
http://speedlimit.home.att.net
"The empty half of the glass is always at the top"
(Jeff)
Well… Ok… I guess I’ll see what I can do. I’ll ask around and see if there are others willing to help…. I hope I don’t let you down.
Thank you so much… You know it was nice having this chat. Say, if you ever happen to be in my neck of the woods maybe you could swing by and join me for some of my favorite past-times: shooting tin-cans and perilously appeasing my mother. I would really appreciate it if you could.
Speed Limit
http://speedlimit.home.att.net
"The empty half of the glass is always at the top"
(Jeff)
I know you would little falla… I know you would.
(Ross)
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(Ross)
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(Jeff)
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