posted by jeff and ross | 2:04 AM
- SCENE 2: get your facts straight?
- SCENE 1: the fact of the matter?
- a timely change of pace: FINAL ACT
- a timely change of pace: ACT 2
- Q and a intermission
- a timely change of pace: ACT 1
- disclaim this!
- that cross, we bare
- poets with their minds in the gutter
- Ground zero point seven five
4 Comments:
Are you two seriously butting heads or is this just entertaining sarcasm? I'm having a hard time figuring it out? Call me stupid, it just seems like it's the real deal. If you two stop talkin to each other that's too bad.
Oh, it's the real deal all right. When Jeff gets back from his adventure, there is going to be some shite going down. My money's on....
After careful consideration, I have decided to put my money on Ross...mainly because Jeff isn't here to hurt me and Ross is quite malicious with that small pony of his.
I was going to offer some manner of profound advice in an effort to ease the tension between these warring factions, but I've discovered that there is no greater source of wisdom in this world than there is presented in the lyrics to Phil Collins' classic, Sussudio. Enjoy:
"There's this girl that's been on my mind
All the time, Sussudio oh oh
Now she don't even know my name
But I think she likes me just the same
Sussudio oh oh
Oh if she called me I'd be there
I'd come running anywhere
She's all I need, all my life
I feel so good if I just say the word
Sussudio, just say the word
Oh Sussudio
Now I know that I'm too young
My love has just begun
Sussudio oh oh
Ooh give me a chance, give me a sign
I'll show her anytime
Sussudio oh oh
Ah, I've just got to have her, have her now
I've got to get closer but I don't know how
She makes me nervous and makes me scared
But I feel so good if I just say the word
Sussudio just say the word
Oh Sussudio, oh
Ah, she's all I need all of my life
I feel so good if I just say the word
Sussudio I just say the word
Oh Sussudio I just say the word
Oh Sussudio I'll say the word
Sussudio oh oh oh
Just say the word..."
Checkmate, gentlemen. Checkmate.
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