Thursday, December 21, 2006


Well, we’ve finally done it; only it’s real for this time. Ross and I finally pulled a Simon and Garfunkel: I just started my very own blog separate from this one and just like Garfunkel, I will set off to bring my career to fantastical heights while leaving my counterpart to sink into obscurity.
Just kidding. I’m in Ukraine right now and I figure it will be a while until this crime-fighting duo goes back to blowing minds and seats off pants. So it’s if anyone wants to check it out.
Ross, did you have anything you wanted to add?

What the fuck…? Ukraine? I thought you said you were going down to the IGA. Guess that explains why I haven’t seen you in three weeks; I just figured you’d had a dizzy spell and forgotten how to get home again. Aww man, does this mean that I’ll have to wait even longer for my dinosaur-shaped noodles?

You are correct to believe that I had one of my dizzy spells. When I finally came-to I realized I was in the cargo-hold of a flight heading to Kiev with a can of spaghetti-o’s in one hand, a plane ticket in the other and for some reason I had about 50 kilos of premium oregano hidden up my ass. Sorry man, I ate the can of noodles, but I’ll make it up to you by buying you something nice. And yes, I realize that every time I go somewhere exotic you always ask me to bring back the exact same thing: a human head. But not this time, I’ll get you something else far better.

Mmm, like a human torso trimmed with the most aromatic of herbs. Sold on that.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

The more "fuck"s you use the funnier it really is.

Speed Limit
"The empty half of the glass is always at the top"

9:24 PM  
Blogger jeff and ross said...

In that case: Fuck off.

You're right...that was funny.

9:47 PM  
Blogger Wanderlusting said...

As a wise man once said: "Thou that doth find more fucks funny art thou that needs more fucks thineself"

10:57 PM  

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