Ground zero point seven five
Jeff:
This is the introduction to the blog of Ross Lockhart and Jeff Loucks. We discussed at length what we should title this blog, and Ross wants a theme of duality. While calling it Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde seems appropriate, I want it to be called Jekyll on my Hyde. I think it pays homage to the original purpose of the internet: Bitter-sweet filthy porn. After all, isn’t a blog a form of masturbation anyways?
Ross:
Erm, not that mutual masturbation is wholly taboo as far as I’m concerned, it had never really occurred to me to engage in it with Jeff. Nonetheless, we came up with the idea of expanding on the notion of the Internet being the first real interactive medium and decided to run with it. We reckon it’s quite original in that respect and hopefully it’ll work. Another plus is that someone that hates one of us will at least have the other’s input to read....someone who hates us both can piss off.
Jeff:
If anyone here even disagrees with my point of view I will @#%! you and your #@$* then $^&@ your dog just before he #%@&# my @%#&$.
This is the introduction to the blog of Ross Lockhart and Jeff Loucks. We discussed at length what we should title this blog, and Ross wants a theme of duality. While calling it Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde seems appropriate, I want it to be called Jekyll on my Hyde. I think it pays homage to the original purpose of the internet: Bitter-sweet filthy porn. After all, isn’t a blog a form of masturbation anyways?
Ross:
Erm, not that mutual masturbation is wholly taboo as far as I’m concerned, it had never really occurred to me to engage in it with Jeff. Nonetheless, we came up with the idea of expanding on the notion of the Internet being the first real interactive medium and decided to run with it. We reckon it’s quite original in that respect and hopefully it’ll work. Another plus is that someone that hates one of us will at least have the other’s input to read....someone who hates us both can piss off.
Jeff:
If anyone here even disagrees with my point of view I will @#%! you and your #@$* then $^&@ your dog just before he #%@&# my @%#&$.
posted by jeff and ross | 2:34 AM
3 Comments:
Very entertaining. I especially liked the mutual masturbation imagery. Ever think of setting up a live web cam? lol
This blog rocks. Keep up the hard work fellas.
Well Jeff, I see you've managed to do it again. By 'it' I of course mean drink yourself into oblivion, all the while entertaining everyone around you. I sure wish I still had your home number so I could call there in the middle of the night and tell Ross that his accent is sexy, or even rouse you from your hard earned (and by this I mean not at all deserved) slumber. Maybe if you're lucky I'll make it to Vancouver one of these days and we can all go get lambasted...maybe I'll even fall on the dance floor!! Who knows?
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